My wife, my daughter, and I were driving to dinner last night. We were stopped at a traffic light behind a red Honda Pilot when my daughter pointed out the license plate frame. The top of the frame said "Blondes" and the bottom said "Aren't Dumb", Aren't Dumb was upside down.
Alissa chirps from the backseat, "That's funny."
I pointed at my wife's hair, "Are you sure about that?"
Alissa, without hesitation, "That's OK mom's not really blonde."